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Hi, gorgeous! The best place to get updates on what's coming next from me is @darlingclandestine on Instagram, and the best way to contact me directly is right here on Etsy. AND AND, if you want to get in on some sweet DC newsletter action, send an email with the subject line "Optimus Prime" to dcrequestline [!at] gmail.com.
And listen. You make my heart explode every day. I am astonished time and again at how you keep coming back and at all the love you give my shop, after all these years, with so many cool new indie shops these days to choose from. I hope I've told you this enough. I want to tell you more. Holy freaking sharks, I love you.
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Jess on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsI treated myself to all three currently available flavors and this one's easily my favorite! Unusual fruit & mint combos are one of my weirder scent jams, and this one is unique yet understated. A beautifully accurate melon and just the right amount of mint. Perfection!
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Tawariell on Mar 12, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThis scent truly defies my attempts to describe it! Beautiful and familiar, yet enticing and strange
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Lilliana on Mar 12, 2024
5 out of 5 starsIt makes me think of a Southwestern adventuress sitting by a campfire after spending the day frolicking in a field of jasmine :) Very unique and almost nostalgic fragrance, I love it.
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Pookiechan on Dec 23, 2023
5 out of 5 starsHow is Don Gato even better than I remember? It's a warm, wonderful, cozy scent with an edge of cool mint that gives it some freshness too, absolutely lovely.
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Jess on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsI smell like I just shopped at a really sexy farmer's market! This is such a bright, juicy, energetic scent, a beautiful fruity melange that's realistic, not candy-ish or artificial in any way. Sweet but not cloying, definitely smells like something an adult would wear -- a fun adult, but an adult nonetheless! I can definitely see why this one has such a following!
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Jess on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsI freely admit to being a lifelong lip balm weirdo who's purchased and used many a lavender balm in the past, but here's the thing: not all lavenders are created equal! The basil gives this one a sweet, fresh, herbaceous quality; it's hard to describe, but it's AMAZING. I feel like I fell face first into an herb garden -- in a good way!
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Jess on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsOH, MY GOD. I waited YEARS for Evonne to bring these back, and when she finally did, I made a noise so high-pitched all the neighborhood dogs came a-runnin'. And now they're in my hands! And on my nightstand, looking shiny and gorgeous! (Seriously, these tins are a thing of beauty.) Creamy as ever, moisturizing as ever, and happy-making as ever! Eeeeeeee! This isn't really a spicy, punch-you-in-the-face sort of cinnamon scent; it's a luscious, burnt caramelly/bakery sort of cinnamon scent, and it is addictive. Cinnabons on my face, and in my heart!
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Jess on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsI've only been using this a few days, so it's too early to tell whether or not it's gonna make me look four thousand years younger, but I am able to confidently report that it's a quality product: no allergic reactions! Not a one! (As a chronic sensitive skin haver, almost everything on the market turns me red and blotchy, so this is no small point in its favor.) Also: the rollerball applicator is a genius idea! Why don't more skincare companies do this??!!
About darlingclandestine
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Evonne
Owner, Creator
I got a cobra snake for a necktie.
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Leif
Designer
Leif designs the prettiest of my product labels. He's a cowboy turned book historian turned video game journalist. See his reviews at IGN, VICE, Playboy and more. Sometimes he updates his portfolio. http://leifjohnson.pressfolios.com/
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Leif Johnson
San Francisco, CA
Leif did this-here collage design! The pin was printed by Sticker Mule.
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Todd Z
Milwaukee, WI
Todd helps me keep my sh*t together, working out budgets, inventory, packing and shipping, and all the other stuff I'm terrible at, so I can focus on the creative parts. It's a pretty sweet deal tbh, for me AND for you.
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